@TiagoBarbosa98 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your longest gap was 183 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
⚔️ Weekend Warrior
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
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Best Streak
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Roast Reel
@TiagoBarbosa98's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Friday, May 9, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Saturday, Nov 8, 20251 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”
🌵 Sunday, Nov 9, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”