@marclou - RoastYourGithub

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@marclou

The Commit Machine

β€œYou don't sleep. You rebase.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100

Slightly Suspish

  • β€ΊYour keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
  • β€ΊSomewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
  • β€ΊYour git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
  • β€ΊWe don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.

Unlocked

πŸ’ͺ No Days Off
πŸŒ‹ Volcanic
πŸ”₯ On Fire
πŸ€– Are You A Bot?

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Contributions

72d

Best Streak

87%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@marclou's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸ’£ Friday, May 16, 202525 commits

β€œFriday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”

πŸ’£ Friday, May 23, 202519 commits

β€œSomeone's weekend plans just became 'monitoring production.'”

πŸŒ‹ Tuesday, Jul 8, 202543 commits

β€œGit blame fears this day specifically.”

πŸ’£ Friday, Jul 25, 202518 commits

β€œFriday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”

⚑ Tuesday, Aug 26, 202538 commits

β€œEvery bug in one session. Respect.”