@marclou - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Somewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
- ›Your keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
- ›You've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
Unlocked
💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🤖 Are You A Bot?
4,620
Contributions
72d
Best Streak
90%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@marclou's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Tuesday, Jul 8, 202543 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”
⚡ Tuesday, Aug 26, 202538 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”
🌋 Thursday, Oct 30, 202578 commits
“Woke up and chose violence.”
🌋 Friday, Oct 31, 202544 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
💣 Friday, Nov 21, 202529 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”