@marclou - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Your keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
- ›Somewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
- ›Your git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
Unlocked
💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🤖 Are You A Bot?
4,163
Contributions
72d
Best Streak
87%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@marclou's greatest hits (and misses)
💣 Friday, May 16, 202525 commits
“Friday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”
💣 Friday, May 23, 202519 commits
“Someone's weekend plans just became 'monitoring production.'”
🌋 Tuesday, Jul 8, 202543 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”
💣 Friday, Jul 25, 202518 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
⚡ Tuesday, Aug 26, 202538 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”