@hwchase17 - RoastYourGithub

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@hwchase17

The January Resolutioner

β€œNew year, new me, same empty graph by March.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.97/100

Criminally Untouchable

  • β€ΊThe first week of January, you were UNSTOPPABLE. The rest of history tells a different story.
  • β€ΊJanuary you was an absolute menace. February you needed a nap.
  • β€ΊThis year's resolution: 'Code every day.' This year's record: 'Jan 1 – Jan 6.'
  • β€ΊThe real contributions were the friends we made along the way.

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πŸŽ‰ January Energy
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Contributions

6d

Best Streak

25%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@hwchase17's greatest hits (and misses)

🌡 Friday, Jun 20, 2025

β€œThe out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”

πŸ’₯ Wednesday, Jul 16, 20251 commits

β€œPlot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”

🌡 Thursday, Jul 17, 2025

β€œSkill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”

πŸ’₯ Thursday, Jul 24, 20256 commits

β€œThe comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”

🌡 Wednesday, Oct 1, 2025

β€œThe laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”