@hwchase17 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.97/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›You have more followers than commits this year. That's a business model.
- ›The followers are here for the vibe, not the code. Totally valid.
- ›You've built an audience. The code is coming. Any day now.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🎉 January Energy
📝 README Architect
🌟 Vibe Developer
🛋️ Long-Timer
170
Contributions
5d
Best Streak
22%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@hwchase17's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Wednesday, Nov 26, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Tuesday, Dec 9, 202518 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”
⚡ Tuesday, Dec 9, 202518 commits
“Multiple commits, one mission, zero chill.”
🌵 Wednesday, Dec 10, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Monday, Dec 22, 20251 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”