@hwchase17 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.97/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›January: 'This is MY year.' February: *cricket sounds*
- ›You came in hot in January. GitHub still tells the tale.
- ›Plot twist: the 'new year, new me' wasn't about coding. We're choosing to believe this.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🎉 January Energy
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🌟 Vibe Developer
255
Contributions
6d
Best Streak
26%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@hwchase17's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, May 4, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Monday, May 26, 20251 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Friday, Jun 20, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Wednesday, Jul 16, 20251 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Thursday, Jul 17, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”