@steipete - RoastYourGithub

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@steipete

The Commit Machine

β€œYou don't sleep. You rebase.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100

Saint of the Command Line

  • β€ΊScientists are studying your commit history as a replacement for the Energizer Bunny.
  • β€ΊYou've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
  • β€ΊYour keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
  • β€ΊThe real contributions were the friends we made along the way.

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πŸ’ͺ No Days Off
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226,288

Contributions

145d

Best Streak

98%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@steipete's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸŒ‹ Thursday, Jan 8, 20262513 commits

β€œThis is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”

πŸŒ‹ Friday, Jan 9, 20263283 commits

β€œThe keyboard is filing a restraining order.”

πŸŒ‹ Monday, Jan 12, 20262661 commits

β€œThe CI pipeline called in sick that day.”

πŸŒ‹ Saturday, Feb 14, 20263997 commits

β€œThe keyboard is filing a restraining order.”

πŸŒ‹ Sunday, Feb 15, 20263892 commits

β€œA day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”