@steipete - RoastYourGithub

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@steipete

The Commit Machine

β€œYou don't sleep. You rebase.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100

Saint of the Command Line

  • β€ΊSomewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
  • β€ΊYour git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
  • β€ΊYou code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
  • β€ΊYour git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.

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Contributions

145d

Best Streak

98%

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Roast Reel

@steipete's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸŒ‹ Friday, Jan 9, 20262585 commits

β€œThe keyboard is filing a restraining order.”

πŸŒ‹ Saturday, Feb 14, 20263033 commits

β€œThe keyboard is filing a restraining order.”

πŸŒ‹ Sunday, Feb 15, 20262932 commits

β€œA day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”

πŸŒ‹ Monday, Feb 16, 20262882 commits

β€œWoke up and chose violence.”

πŸŒ‹ Sunday, Feb 22, 20263497 commits

β€œWoke up and chose violence.”