@steipete - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100
Saint of the Command Line
- ›Scientists are studying your commit history as a replacement for the Energizer Bunny.
- ›You've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
- ›Your keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🏆 Streak Royalty
🤖 Are You A Bot?
🗒️ Gist Aficionado
226,288
Contributions
145d
Best Streak
98%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@steipete's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Thursday, Jan 8, 20262513 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Friday, Jan 9, 20263283 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Monday, Jan 12, 20262661 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
🌋 Saturday, Feb 14, 20263997 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Sunday, Feb 15, 20263892 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”