@steipete - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100
Saint of the Command Line
- ›Your git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
- ›You code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
- ›Your contribution graph is so green it makes environmentalists cry tears of joy.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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💪 No Days Off
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🏆 Streak Royalty
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🗒️ Gist Aficionado
355,276
Contributions
145d
Best Streak
91%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@steipete's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Tuesday, Dec 9, 20254855 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”
🌋 Saturday, Dec 20, 20255441 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”
🌋 Thursday, Jan 8, 20267146 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Friday, Jan 9, 20269221 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Saturday, Jan 10, 20266627 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”