@steipete - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100
Saint of the Command Line
- ›Somewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
- ›Your keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
- ›You've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
Unlocked
💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🏆 Streak Royalty
🤖 Are You A Bot?
🗒️ Gist Aficionado
423,538
Contributions
124d
Best Streak
99%
Active Days
Think you know someone with a worse score?
Range:
Scroll to zoom · drag to pan
Roast Reel
@steipete's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Saturday, Feb 14, 20264024 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Sunday, Feb 15, 20263901 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
🌋 Monday, Feb 16, 20263836 commits
“Woke up and chose violence.”
🌋 Sunday, Feb 22, 20264659 commits
“Woke up and chose violence.”
🌋 Monday, Mar 2, 20263761 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”