@steipete - RoastYourGithub

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@steipete

The Commit Machine

β€œYou don't sleep. You rebase.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100

Saint of the Command Line

  • β€ΊYour git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
  • β€ΊYou code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
  • β€ΊYour contribution graph is so green it makes environmentalists cry tears of joy.
  • β€ΊWe don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.

Unlocked

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355,276

Contributions

145d

Best Streak

91%

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Roast Reel

@steipete's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸŒ‹ Tuesday, Dec 9, 20254855 commits

β€œGit blame fears this day specifically.”

πŸŒ‹ Saturday, Dec 20, 20255441 commits

β€œLegally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”

πŸŒ‹ Thursday, Jan 8, 20267146 commits

β€œThis is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”

πŸŒ‹ Friday, Jan 9, 20269221 commits

β€œThe keyboard is filing a restraining order.”

πŸŒ‹ Saturday, Jan 10, 20266627 commits

β€œLegally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”