@swyxio - RoastYourGithub

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@swyxio

The Commit Machine

β€œYou don't sleep. You rebase.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.33/100

Certified Commit Criminal

  • β€ΊYour contribution graph is so green it makes environmentalists cry tears of joy.
  • β€Ί4,981 contributions. Please go outside. The trees miss you.
  • β€ΊScientists are studying your commit history as a replacement for the Energizer Bunny.
  • β€ΊThe real contributions were the friends we made along the way.

Unlocked

πŸŒ‹ Volcanic
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πŸ—’οΈ Gist Aficionado

4,981

Contributions

28d

Best Streak

80%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@swyxio's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸŒ‹ Monday, Apr 7, 2025109 commits

β€œThis is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”

πŸŒ‹ Monday, May 5, 202563 commits

β€œThis is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”

πŸŒ‹ Wednesday, May 7, 2025104 commits

β€œThe CI pipeline called in sick that day.”

πŸŒ‹ Thursday, May 8, 202564 commits

β€œSomewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”

πŸŒ‹ Tuesday, May 27, 202577 commits

β€œThis is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”