@swyxio - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Somewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
- ›Your git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
- ›You code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
Unlocked
🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🤖 Are You A Bot?
🗒️ Gist Aficionado
5,446
Contributions
40d
Best Streak
84%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@swyxio's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Monday, May 5, 202563 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Wednesday, May 7, 2025104 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
🌋 Thursday, May 8, 202564 commits
“Somewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”
🌋 Tuesday, May 27, 202577 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”
🌋 Monday, Jun 2, 202581 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”