@swyxio - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Somewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
- ›Your git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
- ›You code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
Unlocked
💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🤖 Are You A Bot?
🗒️ Gist Aficionado
9,063
Contributions
56d
Best Streak
89%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@swyxio's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Tuesday, Nov 11, 2025122 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Wednesday, Nov 12, 2025113 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”
🌋 Sunday, Nov 16, 202591 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”
🌋 Wednesday, Nov 19, 2025101 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Friday, Nov 21, 2025114 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”