@swyxio - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.33/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›Your contribution graph is so green it makes environmentalists cry tears of joy.
- ›4,981 contributions. Please go outside. The trees miss you.
- ›Scientists are studying your commit history as a replacement for the Energizer Bunny.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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🌋 Volcanic
🤖 Are You A Bot?
🗒️ Gist Aficionado
4,981
Contributions
28d
Best Streak
80%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@swyxio's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Monday, Apr 7, 2025109 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”
🌋 Monday, May 5, 202563 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Wednesday, May 7, 2025104 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
🌋 Thursday, May 8, 202564 commits
“Somewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”
🌋 Tuesday, May 27, 202577 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”