@swyxio - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Your contribution graph is so green it makes environmentalists cry tears of joy.
- ›6,309 contributions. Please go outside. The trees miss you.
- ›Scientists are studying your commit history as a replacement for the Energizer Bunny.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
Unlocked
💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🤖 Are You A Bot?
🗒️ Gist Aficionado
6,309
Contributions
56d
Best Streak
87%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@swyxio's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Wednesday, Oct 22, 202565 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”
🌋 Wednesday, Nov 5, 202562 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Tuesday, Nov 11, 2025122 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Wednesday, Nov 12, 2025113 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”
🌋 Thursday, Nov 13, 202562 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”