@swyxio - RoastYourGithub

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@swyxio

The Commit Machine

β€œYou don't sleep. You rebase.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100

Slightly Suspish

  • β€ΊSomewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
  • β€ΊYour git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
  • β€ΊYou code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
  • β€ΊThe real contributions were the friends we made along the way.

Unlocked

πŸŒ‹ Volcanic
πŸ”₯ On Fire
πŸ€– Are You A Bot?
πŸ—’οΈ Gist Aficionado

5,446

Contributions

40d

Best Streak

84%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@swyxio's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸŒ‹ Monday, May 5, 202563 commits

β€œThis is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”

πŸŒ‹ Wednesday, May 7, 2025104 commits

β€œThe CI pipeline called in sick that day.”

πŸŒ‹ Thursday, May 8, 202564 commits

β€œSomewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”

πŸŒ‹ Tuesday, May 27, 202577 commits

β€œThis is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”

πŸŒ‹ Monday, Jun 2, 202581 commits

β€œA day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”