@swyxio - RoastYourGithub

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@swyxio

The Commit Machine

β€œYou don't sleep. You rebase.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100

Slightly Suspish

  • β€ΊYou code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
  • β€ΊYour contribution graph is so green it makes environmentalists cry tears of joy.
  • β€Ί5,528 contributions. Please go outside. The trees miss you.
  • β€ΊWe don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.

Unlocked

πŸŒ‹ Volcanic
πŸ”₯ On Fire
πŸ€– Are You A Bot?
πŸ—’οΈ Gist Aficionado

5,528

Contributions

41d

Best Streak

85%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@swyxio's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸŒ‹ Wednesday, Oct 22, 202565 commits

β€œLegally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”

πŸŒ‹ Wednesday, Nov 5, 202562 commits

β€œThis is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”

πŸŒ‹ Tuesday, Nov 11, 2025122 commits

β€œThis is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”

πŸŒ‹ Wednesday, Nov 12, 2025113 commits

β€œThis is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”

πŸŒ‹ Thursday, Nov 13, 202562 commits

β€œThe CI pipeline called in sick that day.”