@t3dotgg - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.33/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›Your keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
- ›You've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
- ›Scientists are studying your commit history as a replacement for the Energizer Bunny.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
Unlocked
🌋 Volcanic
🤖 Are You A Bot?
16,024
Contributions
30d
Best Streak
67%
Active Days
Think you know someone with a worse score?
Range:
Scroll to zoom · drag to pan
Roast Reel
@t3dotgg's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Monday, Jun 22, 2026301 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
🌋 Thursday, Jun 25, 2026282 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Wednesday, Jul 15, 2026332 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
🌋 Thursday, Jul 16, 2026471 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”
🌋 Saturday, Aug 8, 2026293 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”