@karpathy - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.75/100
INTERPOL Has Questions
- ›Undefined. Not null. Just undefined.
- ›We studied your data for 45 minutes and gave up. Respect.
- ›Your contribution graph is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a private repo.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
Unlocked
⚡ Caffeinated
🏖️ The Great Silence
575
Contributions
13d
Best Streak
30%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@karpathy's greatest hits (and misses)
🚀 Tuesday, Oct 7, 202513 commits
“This is the day future historians will call 'before the streak.'”
💣 Friday, Oct 10, 20259 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
⚡ Saturday, Oct 11, 202535 commits
“This day said: 'requirements are a suggestion.'”
⚡ Monday, Oct 13, 202516 commits
“This is what 'I'll just fix one thing' looks like.”
🎬 Saturday, Oct 18, 2025
“After this day: silence. A cinematic pause.”