@Sanger2000 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.72/100
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- ›Plot twist: the 'new year, new me' wasn't about coding. We're choosing to believe this.
- ›You came in hot in January. GitHub still tells the tale.
- ›January: 'This is MY year.' February: *cricket sounds*
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🎉 January Energy
🏖️ The Great Silence
359
Contributions
8d
Best Streak
30%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@Sanger2000's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Jul 13, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Sunday, Jul 20, 20254 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
💣 Friday, Jul 25, 20256 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
🚀 Saturday, Aug 23, 20252 commits
“The spark that started a questionable habit.”
🎬 Sunday, Aug 31, 2025
“After this day: silence. A cinematic pause.”