@simonw - RoastYourGithub

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@simonw

The Commit Machine

β€œYou don't sleep. You rebase.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100

Slightly Suspish

  • β€ΊYour contribution graph is so green it makes environmentalists cry tears of joy.
  • β€ΊYou code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
  • β€ΊYour git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
  • β€ΊWe don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.

Unlocked

πŸ’ͺ No Days Off
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πŸ”₯ On Fire
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6,012

Contributions

93d

Best Streak

89%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@simonw's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸŒ‹ Thursday, Mar 27, 202555 commits

β€œThe keyboard is filing a restraining order.”

πŸŒ‹ Sunday, Apr 6, 202553 commits

β€œThis is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”

πŸŒ‹ Thursday, Apr 10, 202553 commits

β€œA day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”

πŸŒ‹ Wednesday, Apr 23, 202550 commits

β€œGit blame fears this day specifically.”

πŸŒ‹ Sunday, May 4, 202559 commits

β€œThe keyboard is filing a restraining order.”