@simonw - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100
Saint of the Command Line
- ›You've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
- ›Scientists are studying your commit history as a replacement for the Energizer Bunny.
- ›13,106 contributions. Please go outside. The trees miss you.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🏆 Streak Royalty
🤖 Are You A Bot?
🗒️ Gist Aficionado
13,106
Contributions
102d
Best Streak
95%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@simonw's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Thursday, Oct 23, 2025293 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”
🌋 Friday, Oct 24, 2025339 commits
“Woke up and chose violence.”
🌋 Saturday, Oct 25, 2025480 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
🌋 Sunday, Oct 26, 2025143 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Wednesday, Mar 18, 2026155 commits
“Somewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”