@simonw - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100
Saint of the Command Line
- ›Your contribution graph is so green it makes environmentalists cry tears of joy.
- ›You code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
- ›Your git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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💪 No Days Off
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🏆 Streak Royalty
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🗒️ Gist Aficionado
7,108
Contributions
102d
Best Streak
92%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@simonw's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Tuesday, Oct 21, 202555 commits
“Somewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”
🌋 Thursday, Oct 23, 202585 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”
🌋 Friday, Oct 24, 2025115 commits
“Woke up and chose violence.”
🌋 Saturday, Oct 25, 2025144 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
🌋 Friday, Nov 7, 202554 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”