@simonw - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100
Saint of the Command Line
- ›Your keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
- ›You've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
- ›Scientists are studying your commit history as a replacement for the Energizer Bunny.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🏆 Streak Royalty
🤖 Are You A Bot?
🗒️ Gist Aficionado
6,132
Contributions
102d
Best Streak
90%
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Roast Reel
@simonw's greatest hits (and misses)
🚀 Sunday, May 4, 202559 commits
“And so it begins. The origin story.”
🌋 Sunday, May 4, 202559 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Tuesday, May 13, 202575 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
🌋 Monday, May 26, 202568 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Tuesday, May 27, 202558 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”