@simonw - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Your contribution graph is so green it makes environmentalists cry tears of joy.
- ›You code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
- ›Your git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
Unlocked
💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🤖 Are You A Bot?
🗒️ Gist Aficionado
6,012
Contributions
93d
Best Streak
89%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@simonw's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Thursday, Mar 27, 202555 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Sunday, Apr 6, 202553 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Thursday, Apr 10, 202553 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
🌋 Wednesday, Apr 23, 202550 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”
🌋 Sunday, May 4, 202559 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”