@levelsio - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.18/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Your keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
- ›Somewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
- ›Your git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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Roast Reel
@levelsio's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Tuesday, Mar 25, 2025218 commits
“Woke up and chose violence.”
🌋 Saturday, Mar 29, 2025324 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”
🌋 Monday, Mar 31, 2025222 commits
“Woke up and chose violence.”
🌋 Tuesday, Apr 1, 2025178 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”
🌋 Sunday, Apr 6, 2025394 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”