@levelsio - RoastYourGithub

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@levelsio

The Commit Machine

β€œYou don't sleep. You rebase.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100

Slightly Suspish

  • β€ΊYour keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
  • β€ΊSomewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
  • β€ΊYour git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
  • β€ΊSomewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.

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Contributions

85d

Best Streak

94%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@levelsio's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸŒ‹ Monday, Aug 4, 2025185 commits

β€œThe CI pipeline called in sick that day.”

πŸŒ‹ Tuesday, Aug 5, 2025124 commits

β€œSomewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”

πŸŒ‹ Friday, Aug 8, 2025115 commits

β€œWoke up and chose violence.”

πŸŒ‹ Tuesday, Aug 12, 2025103 commits

β€œLegally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”

πŸŒ‹ Sunday, Aug 31, 2025323 commits

β€œThe CI pipeline called in sick that day.”