@terms-of-service - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your longest gap was 366 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
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🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
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Roast Reel
@terms-of-service's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Tuesday, May 20, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”