@sign-in - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
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Contributions
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Best Streak
1%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@sign-in's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Thursday, Sep 11, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Thursday, Aug 27, 20267 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”
🌵 Sunday, Aug 30, 2026
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2026.'”