@shell - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.68/100
INTERPOL Has Questions
- ›We studied your data for 45 minutes and gave up. Respect.
- ›Undefined. Not null. Just undefined.
- ›The graph speaks. We just can't translate it yet.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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⚡ Caffeinated
🏖️ The Great Silence
812
Contributions
13d
Best Streak
42%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@shell's greatest hits (and misses)
💣 Friday, Aug 8, 20255 commits
“Someone's weekend plans just became 'monitoring production.'”
💣 Friday, Sep 12, 20255 commits
“Friday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”
🔥 Wednesday, Jan 14, 202615 commits
“New year's energy: activated. Let's see how long.”
💣 Friday, Jan 16, 20269 commits
“This commit smells like 'I'll fix it Monday.'”
💣 Friday, Jan 23, 20266 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”