@query - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your longest gap was 203 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
😰 Sunday Scaries
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
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Contributions
2d
Best Streak
2%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@query's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Thursday, Sep 11, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Sunday, Nov 16, 20252 commits
“The comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”
🌵 Wednesday, Nov 19, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Wednesday, Jun 10, 20262 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Thursday, Jun 11, 2026
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2026.'”