@public - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›Your activity chart doubles as a meditation app — very peaceful, very empty.
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
🛋️ Long-Timer
🗒️ Gist Aficionado
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Contributions
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Best Streak
1%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@public's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Thursday, Sep 11, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Monday, Nov 10, 20251 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
🌵 Tuesday, Nov 11, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Friday, Jan 30, 20261 commits
“The comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”
🌵 Wednesday, Feb 4, 2026
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”