@prices - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›Your activity chart doubles as a meditation app — very peaceful, very empty.
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
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Contributions
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Best Streak
1%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@prices's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Friday, May 30, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Tuesday, Aug 26, 20252 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
🌵 Wednesday, Aug 27, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Tuesday, Sep 30, 20254 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
🌵 Wednesday, Oct 1, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”