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The Digital Ghost

“Git blame can't find you. Neither can your team.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100

Criminally Untouchable

  • ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
  • ›Your longest gap was 366 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
  • ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
  • ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.

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@package-updates's greatest hits (and misses)

🌵 Monday, Mar 24, 2025

“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2025.'”