@old - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your longest gap was 353 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›Your activity chart doubles as a meditation app — very peaceful, very empty.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
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Best Streak
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Roast Reel
@old's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Friday, May 9, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Monday, Apr 27, 20261 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Tuesday, Apr 28, 2026
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2026.'”