@obra - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100
Saint of the Command Line
- ›Your keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
- ›You've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
- ›Scientists are studying your commit history as a replacement for the Energizer Bunny.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🏆 Streak Royalty
🤖 Are You A Bot?
38,636
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178d
Best Streak
99%
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Roast Reel
@obra's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Tuesday, Jun 9, 2026354 commits
“Somewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”
🌋 Sunday, Jun 14, 2026353 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”
🌋 Wednesday, Jul 1, 2026412 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”
🌋 Saturday, Jul 4, 2026412 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
🌋 Monday, Jul 6, 2026433 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”