@obra - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100
Saint of the Command Line
- ›Somewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
- ›Your keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
- ›You've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🏆 Streak Royalty
🤖 Are You A Bot?
15,429
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151d
Best Streak
97%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@obra's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Wednesday, Jul 23, 2025150 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Sunday, Aug 17, 2025132 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Monday, Aug 25, 2025181 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
🌋 Tuesday, Aug 26, 2025142 commits
“Somewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”
🌋 Thursday, Jan 1, 2026150 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”