@obra - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.10/100
Saint of the Command Line
- ›29,233 contributions. Please go outside. The trees miss you.
- ›Your contribution graph is so green it makes environmentalists cry tears of joy.
- ›You code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🏆 Streak Royalty
🤖 Are You A Bot?
29,233
Contributions
151d
Best Streak
99%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@obra's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Thursday, May 21, 2026249 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”
🌋 Sunday, May 24, 2026250 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”
🌋 Friday, May 29, 2026292 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”
🌋 Sunday, May 31, 2026266 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Sunday, Jun 7, 2026230 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”