@mini - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.43/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›Your contribution graph is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a private repo.
- ›We studied your data for 45 minutes and gave up. Respect.
- ›Undefined. Not null. Just undefined.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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⚡ Caffeinated
1,126
Contributions
10d
Best Streak
65%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@mini's greatest hits (and misses)
💣 Friday, Aug 1, 20258 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”
💣 Friday, Aug 22, 20257 commits
“Friday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”
💣 Friday, Sep 19, 20255 commits
“This commit smells like 'I'll fix it Monday.'”
💣 Friday, Oct 3, 20256 commits
“Someone's weekend plans just became 'monitoring production.'”
💣 Friday, Nov 14, 202510 commits
“This commit smells like 'I'll fix it Monday.'”