@main - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
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Best Streak
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Roast Reel
@main's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Aug 3, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”
💥 Thursday, May 28, 20261 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Friday, May 29, 2026
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”
💥 Tuesday, Jun 9, 20261 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
🌵 Wednesday, Jun 10, 2026
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”