@jackfriks - RoastYourGithub

jackfriksπŸ“Š
@jackfriks

The Consistent Coder

β€œBoring? Maybe. Reliable? Absolutely. Employed? Definitely.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.43/100

Certified Commit Criminal

  • β€ΊNo drama, no gaps, just code. You're either very zen or very robotic.
  • β€ΊYour contribution graph is the human equivalent of a flat line. In a good way.
  • β€ΊYou're the person who actually keeps their New Year's resolutions. Statistically rare.
  • β€ΊYour commit messages are a work of abstract art.

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Best Streak

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Roast Reel

@jackfriks's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸ’£ Friday, Jun 20, 202511 commits

β€œFriday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”

πŸ’£ Friday, Jun 27, 20259 commits

β€œThe on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”

πŸ’₯ Thursday, Jul 17, 202510 commits

β€œThe gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”

πŸš€ Thursday, Jul 17, 202510 commits

β€œDay 1. Full of hope. Full of caffeine.”

πŸ’£ Friday, Jul 18, 202512 commits

β€œSomeone's weekend plans just became 'monitoring production.'”