@jackfriks - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.43/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›No drama, no gaps, just code. You're either very zen or very robotic.
- ›Your contribution graph is the human equivalent of a flat line. In a good way.
- ›You're the person who actually keeps their New Year's resolutions. Statistically rare.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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Best Streak
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Roast Reel
@jackfriks's greatest hits (and misses)
💣 Friday, Jun 20, 202511 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
💣 Friday, Jun 27, 20259 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”
💥 Thursday, Jul 17, 202510 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🚀 Thursday, Jul 17, 202510 commits
“Day 1. Full of hope. Full of caffeine.”
💣 Friday, Jul 18, 202512 commits
“Someone's weekend plans just became 'monitoring production.'”