@jackfriks - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.43/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›Every. Single. Day. The reliability is honestly unsettling.
- ›The boring superpower: showing up every single day.
- ›No drama, no gaps, just code. You're either very zen or very robotic.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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20d
Best Streak
72%
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@jackfriks's greatest hits (and misses)
⚡ Wednesday, May 7, 202517 commits
“Someone discovered caffeine.”
💣 Friday, May 30, 202513 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
🚀 Thursday, Jun 5, 202510 commits
“This is the day future historians will call 'before the streak.'”
⚡ Tuesday, Jun 10, 202515 commits
“This day said: 'requirements are a suggestion.'”
💣 Friday, Jun 20, 202511 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”