@jackfriks - RoastYourGithub

jackfriksπŸ“Š
@jackfriks

The Consistent Coder

β€œBoring? Maybe. Reliable? Absolutely. Employed? Definitely.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.43/100

Certified Commit Criminal

  • β€ΊYour contribution graph is the human equivalent of a flat line. In a good way.
  • β€ΊYou're the person who actually keeps their New Year's resolutions. Statistically rare.
  • β€ΊDoctors hate this one trick: just commit every day apparently.
  • β€ΊYour git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.

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1,554

Contributions

16d

Best Streak

72%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@jackfriks's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸš€ Thursday, Mar 20, 202528 commits

β€œDay 1. Full of hope. Full of caffeine.”

⚑ Thursday, Mar 20, 202528 commits

β€œThis is what 'I'll just fix one thing' looks like.”

πŸ’£ Friday, Mar 21, 202520 commits

β€œThis commit smells like 'I'll fix it Monday.'”

⚑ Tuesday, Apr 8, 202525 commits

β€œEvery bug in one session. Respect.”

⚑ Wednesday, Apr 9, 202527 commits

β€œMood: fix everything, touch nothing tomorrow.”