@jackfriks - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.43/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›Your contribution graph is the human equivalent of a flat line. In a good way.
- ›You're the person who actually keeps their New Year's resolutions. Statistically rare.
- ›Doctors hate this one trick: just commit every day apparently.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
1,404
Contributions
30d
Best Streak
77%
Active Days
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@jackfriks's greatest hits (and misses)
🚀 Tuesday, Aug 5, 202512 commits
“The spark that started a questionable habit.”
💣 Friday, Aug 8, 202512 commits
“Someone's weekend plans just became 'monitoring production.'”
🚀 Thursday, Sep 4, 202512 commits
“The spark that started a questionable habit.”
🚀 Sunday, Oct 5, 20257 commits
“The spark that started a questionable habit.”
💣 Friday, Oct 17, 202510 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”