@ISTAlexandre - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
- ›13 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
13
Contributions
3d
Best Streak
2%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@ISTAlexandre's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Friday, Jun 13, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”
💥 Tuesday, Dec 9, 20253 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”
🌵 Friday, Dec 19, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Friday, Dec 26, 20251 commits
“The return of the king. The king commits a lot.”
🌵 Saturday, Dec 27, 2025
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2025.'”