@IliasHad - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.55/100
Wanted in 12 Repositories
- ›Nothing for weeks. Then: maximum violence. We call this 'the chaos pattern.'
- ›You're not a developer, you're a force of nature with a keyboard.
- ›The 103-commit day followed by two weeks of nothing is a certified power move.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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@IliasHad's greatest hits (and misses)
💥 Friday, Oct 17, 202527 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
💣 Friday, Oct 17, 202527 commits
“Someone's weekend plans just became 'monitoring production.'”
⚡ Monday, Oct 20, 202538 commits
“We see you. The compiler sees you. History sees you.”
⚡ Wednesday, Oct 22, 202538 commits
“This day said: 'requirements are a suggestion.'”
🌋 Thursday, Nov 13, 202572 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”