@IliasHad - RoastYourGithub
@IliasHad
The Friday Deployer
“Every on-call engineer's worst nightmare. Every weekend's origin story.”
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.55/100
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- ›Deploying on Fridays. You're not reckless, you're just optimistic about weekends.
- ›You see Friday at 4pm and think: 'perfect time for a migration.'
- ›The weekend incident reports always start: 'On Friday, IliasHad merged...'
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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@IliasHad's greatest hits (and misses)
⚡ Tuesday, Jul 22, 202526 commits
“This day said: 'requirements are a suggestion.'”
🌋 Wednesday, Aug 13, 202553 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”
💣 Friday, Aug 15, 202530 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”
💥 Friday, Oct 17, 202527 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
💣 Friday, Oct 17, 202527 commits
“Someone's weekend plans just became 'monitoring production.'”