@graphiql - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›Your activity chart doubles as a meditation app — very peaceful, very empty.
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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@graphiql's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Wednesday, May 7, 2025
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”