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@GittingHubbers

The Digital Ghost

β€œGit blame can't find you. Neither can your team.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100

Criminally Untouchable

  • β€ΊYour repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
  • β€ΊSomewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
  • β€ΊYour longest gap was 189 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
  • β€ΊWe don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.

Unlocked

🌱 Grass Toucher
βš”οΈ Weekend Warrior
πŸ–οΈ The Great Silence

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Roast Reel

@GittingHubbers's greatest hits (and misses)

🌡 Friday, Jun 13, 2025

β€œThe laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”

πŸ’₯ Thursday, Aug 7, 20251 commits

β€œThe gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”

🌡 Friday, Aug 8, 2025

β€œThe 'I'll catch up next week' era.”

πŸ’₯ Saturday, Dec 6, 20256 commits

β€œThe comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”

🌡 Sunday, Dec 7, 2025

β€œThe out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”