@GittingHubbers - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your longest gap was 189 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
⚔️ Weekend Warrior
🏖️ The Great Silence
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Best Streak
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Roast Reel
@GittingHubbers's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Friday, Jun 13, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”
💥 Thursday, Aug 7, 20251 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Friday, Aug 8, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”
💥 Saturday, Dec 6, 20256 commits
“The comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”
🌵 Sunday, Dec 7, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”