@envrc - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›Your longest gap was 270 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
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Contributions
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Best Streak
1%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@envrc's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Friday, May 9, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Tuesday, Feb 3, 20264 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Wednesday, Feb 4, 2026
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”
💥 Saturday, Mar 14, 20263 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Monday, Mar 16, 2026
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”