@dirkkane - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.93/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›6 years of watching others commit. Respectable observer.
- ›The bio says years of experience. The graph says years of consideration.
- ›You've probably seen every GitHub redesign. From a very safe distance.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
⚡ Caffeinated
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
111
Contributions
4d
Best Streak
12%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@dirkkane's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Tuesday, May 13, 2025
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”
💥 Friday, May 30, 20252 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”
🌵 Thursday, Jun 5, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”
💥 Monday, Jun 16, 202520 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
⚡ Monday, Jun 16, 202520 commits
“We see you. The compiler sees you. History sees you.”