@dirkkane - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.93/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›6 years on GitHub. 113 contributions. The patience is immaculate.
- ›Senior Developer (experience in: opening GitHub, closing GitHub).
- ›You've been here since the early days. The commits, less so.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
113
Contributions
4d
Best Streak
11%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@dirkkane's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Friday, Aug 8, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”
💥 Thursday, Oct 16, 20253 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”
🌵 Saturday, Oct 18, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”
💥 Tuesday, Nov 4, 20251 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
🌵 Thursday, Dec 4, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”