@dev - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🎉 January Energy
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
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Contributions
1d
Best Streak
2%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@dev's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Thursday, Sep 11, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Wednesday, Jan 28, 20262 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”
🌵 Thursday, Jan 29, 2026
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Tuesday, Mar 3, 20261 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Friday, Mar 6, 2026
“Even compilers need a vacation.”