@davidsaleao11 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›1 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›Your activity chart doubles as a meditation app — very peaceful, very empty.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
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Best Streak
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Roast Reel
@davidsaleao11's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Friday, Jun 13, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”
💥 Wednesday, Aug 27, 20251 commits
“The return of the king. The king commits a lot.”
🌵 Thursday, Aug 28, 2025
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2025.'”