@davidsaleao11 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›Your longest gap was 335 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
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Roast Reel
@davidsaleao11's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Monday, Jul 28, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Wednesday, Aug 27, 20251 commits
“The return of the king. The king commits a lot.”
🌵 Thursday, Aug 28, 2025
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2025.'”