@cyburns - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Your contribution graph is so green it makes environmentalists cry tears of joy.
- ›4,113 contributions. Please go outside. The trees miss you.
- ›Scientists are studying your commit history as a replacement for the Energizer Bunny.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
Unlocked
💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🤖 Are You A Bot?
4,113
Contributions
91d
Best Streak
93%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@cyburns's greatest hits (and misses)
🚀 Friday, Jul 18, 202544 commits
“This is the day future historians will call 'before the streak.'”
🌋 Friday, Jul 18, 202544 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
💣 Friday, Jul 25, 202531 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
🌋 Monday, Jul 28, 202564 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”
💣 Friday, Aug 1, 202522 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”