@cyburns - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›The boring superpower: showing up every single day.
- ›Every. Single. Day. The reliability is honestly unsettling.
- ›Your contribution graph is so steady it could replace a metronome.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
Unlocked
💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🤖 Are You A Bot?
3,955
Contributions
91d
Best Streak
93%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@cyburns's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Saturday, Dec 27, 202555 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
💣 Friday, Jan 2, 202628 commits
“Friday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”
💣 Friday, Jan 9, 202631 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”
💣 Friday, Jan 16, 202618 commits
“This commit smells like 'I'll fix it Monday.'”
💣 Friday, Jan 23, 202619 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”