@cyburns - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Somewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
- ›Your git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
- ›You code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
Unlocked
💪 No Days Off
🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🤖 Are You A Bot?
4,719
Contributions
91d
Best Streak
92%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@cyburns's greatest hits (and misses)
⚡ Tuesday, Jun 3, 202539 commits
“Mood: fix everything, touch nothing tomorrow.”
🌋 Tuesday, Jun 10, 202574 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Wednesday, Jun 11, 202548 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”
🌋 Friday, Jun 13, 202552 commits
“Somewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”
🌋 Monday, Jun 16, 202585 commits
“Woke up and chose violence.”