@current - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›The 316-commit day followed by two weeks of nothing is a certified power move.
- ›You're not a developer, you're a force of nature with a keyboard.
- ›Nothing for weeks. Then: maximum violence. We call this 'the chaos pattern.'
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
💣 Friday Deployer
🌋 Volcanic
🏖️ The Great Silence
325
Contributions
2d
Best Streak
1%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@current's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Thursday, Sep 11, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Monday, Apr 6, 20261 commits
“The return of the king. The king commits a lot.”
🌵 Tuesday, Apr 7, 2026
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2026.'”
💥 Wednesday, Jun 17, 20261 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌋 Friday, Jun 19, 2026316 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”