@blodyle - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Somewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
- ›Your keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
- ›You've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🤖 Are You A Bot?
4,309
Contributions
84d
Best Streak
82%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@blodyle's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Wednesday, Jan 7, 202649 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”
🌋 Friday, Jan 9, 202645 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Thursday, Jan 15, 202641 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🚀 Monday, Jan 19, 202639 commits
“Day 1. Full of hope. Full of caffeine.”
🌋 Wednesday, Mar 4, 202662 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”