@blodyle - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.33/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›No spikes, no craters, just relentless forward motion. Terrifying.
- ›Your contribution graph is so steady it could replace a metronome.
- ›Every. Single. Day. The reliability is honestly unsettling.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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🌋 Volcanic
2,640
Contributions
20d
Best Streak
76%
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@blodyle's greatest hits (and misses)
⚡ Tuesday, Jul 8, 202524 commits
“This day said: 'requirements are a suggestion.'”
🚀 Sunday, Aug 3, 202524 commits
“This is the day future historians will call 'before the streak.'”
⚡ Tuesday, Aug 19, 202527 commits
“Multiple commits, one mission, zero chill.”
⚡ Tuesday, Oct 14, 202525 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”
🌋 Wednesday, Jan 7, 202649 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”