@baehaqi312 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your longest gap was 233 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
20
Contributions
3d
Best Streak
2%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@baehaqi312's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Monday, May 12, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”
💥 Thursday, Jul 24, 20254 commits
“The comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”
🌵 Friday, Jul 25, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”
💥 Tuesday, Aug 5, 20252 commits
“The return of the king. The king commits a lot.”
🌵 Monday, Aug 11, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”