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The Digital Ghost

“Git blame can't find you. Neither can your team.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100

Criminally Untouchable

  • ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
  • ›0 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
  • ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
  • ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.

Unlocked

🌱 Grass Toucher
😰 Sunday Scaries
🏖️ The Great Silence
🌟 Vibe Developer
🛋️ Long-Timer

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Roast Reel

@assets's greatest hits (and misses)

🌵 Sunday, Jun 1, 2025

“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”