@AlienEngineer - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.80/100
INTERPOL Has Questions
- ›Your graph has exactly one mountain and approximately forty valleys.
- ›Other developers: daily small commits. You: hold my energy drink.
- ›Doctors recommended a steady commit pace. You counter-proposed 'surge pricing.'
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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⚡ Caffeinated
🏖️ The Great Silence
325
Contributions
6d
Best Streak
15%
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@AlienEngineer's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Wednesday, Mar 26, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Wednesday, Aug 6, 20255 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
⚡ Monday, Aug 18, 202525 commits
“We see you. The compiler sees you. History sees you.”
⚡ Tuesday, Aug 19, 202516 commits
“Multiple commits, one mission, zero chill.”
🌵 Saturday, Aug 23, 2025
“A moment of silence.”