@AlienEngineer - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.72/100
INTERPOL Has Questions
- ›Other developers: daily small commits. You: hold my energy drink.
- ›Doctors recommended a steady commit pace. You counter-proposed 'surge pricing.'
- ›The 31-commit day followed by two weeks of nothing is a certified power move.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
Unlocked
⚡ Caffeinated
🏖️ The Great Silence
378
Contributions
6d
Best Streak
17%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@AlienEngineer's greatest hits (and misses)
💥 Wednesday, Aug 6, 20255 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
⚡ Monday, Aug 18, 202525 commits
“We see you. The compiler sees you. History sees you.”
⚡ Tuesday, Aug 19, 202516 commits
“Multiple commits, one mission, zero chill.”
💥 Tuesday, Sep 16, 20251 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
💥 Wednesday, Oct 8, 20251 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”