@AlienEngineer - RoastYourGithub

AlienEngineerπŸŒͺ️
@AlienEngineer

The Chaos Agent

β€œ0 commits for weeks, then 47 in one day. Art.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.72/100

INTERPOL Has Questions

  • β€ΊYour contribution graph looks like a seismograph during an earthquake.
  • β€Ί123 commits in one day. A normal Saturday for you.
  • β€ΊYour graph has exactly one mountain and approximately forty valleys.
  • β€ΊWe don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.

Unlocked

πŸŒ‹ Volcanic

817

Contributions

6d

Best Streak

21%

Active Days

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Roast Reel

@AlienEngineer's greatest hits (and misses)

⚑ Tuesday, Feb 3, 202620 commits

β€œSomeone discovered caffeine.”

πŸ’£ Friday, Feb 6, 202610 commits

β€œThis commit smells like 'I'll fix it Monday.'”

⚑ Wednesday, Feb 11, 202624 commits

β€œMood: fix everything, touch nothing tomorrow.”

πŸ’£ Friday, Feb 13, 202631 commits

β€œFriday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”

πŸ’₯ Wednesday, Mar 25, 20269 commits

β€œThe gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”