@xsc-1 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your longest gap was 332 days. The grass grew. You did not commit.
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
💣 Friday Deployer
🏖️ The Great Silence
29
Contributions
4d
Best Streak
2%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@xsc-1's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Tuesday, Oct 7, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”
💥 Friday, Sep 4, 20269 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
💣 Friday, Sep 4, 20269 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
🌵 Saturday, Sep 12, 2026
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”