@xn1cklas - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.17/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›Your keyboard is filing for emotional distress. It never gets a day off.
- ›Somewhere, a plant died of neglect while you were pushing a hotfix.
- ›Your git log reads like a novel. A very long, very technical novel with no plot.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
Unlocked
🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🤖 Are You A Bot?
6,840
Contributions
35d
Best Streak
83%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@xn1cklas's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Sunday, Aug 31, 202556 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
🌋 Thursday, Oct 16, 202560 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”
🌋 Monday, Nov 10, 202574 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Sunday, Dec 7, 202579 commits
“Somewhere a rubber duck died of exhaustion.”
🌋 Monday, Dec 15, 202567 commits
“Git blame fears this day specifically.”