@xml - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.80/100
INTERPOL Has Questions
- ›The 41-commit day followed by two weeks of nothing is a certified power move.
- ›Doctors recommended a steady commit pace. You counter-proposed 'surge pricing.'
- ›Other developers: daily small commits. You: hold my energy drink.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
Unlocked
⚡ Caffeinated
🏖️ The Great Silence
1,111
Contributions
22d
Best Streak
29%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@xml's greatest hits (and misses)
⚡ Wednesday, Dec 3, 202532 commits
“Someone discovered caffeine.”
⚡ Thursday, Dec 4, 202523 commits
“This is what 'I'll just fix one thing' looks like.”
🔥 Thursday, Jan 22, 202630 commits
“January you was LOCKED IN. Absolute menace.”
🔥 Friday, Jan 23, 202627 commits
“New year's energy: activated. Let's see how long.”
🔥 Monday, Jan 26, 202622 commits
“This is what hope looks like in commit form.”