@visualstudioblyat - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.54/100
Wanted in 12 Repositories
- ›The dramatic pause after your streak is doing NUMBERS narrative-wise.
- ›You peaked, you crashed, you left. We understand completely.
- ›Long streak, long silence. The commit log is basically a memoir.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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🎉 January Energy
🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🏖️ The Great Silence
🤖 Are You A Bot?
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Best Streak
51%
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@visualstudioblyat's greatest hits (and misses)
💥 Monday, Dec 29, 202562 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”
🌋 Monday, Dec 29, 202562 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”
🌋 Monday, Jan 12, 202657 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
🌋 Thursday, Jan 15, 2026114 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Friday, Jan 16, 2026205 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”