@visualstudioblyat - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.82/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Nothing for weeks. Then: maximum violence. We call this 'the chaos pattern.'
- ›Your contribution graph looks like a seismograph during an earthquake.
- ›304 commits in one day. A normal Saturday for you.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
Unlocked
🎉 January Energy
🌋 Volcanic
🏖️ The Great Silence
2,403
Contributions
27d
Best Streak
25%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@visualstudioblyat's greatest hits (and misses)
💥 Monday, Dec 29, 202562 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”
🌋 Monday, Dec 29, 202562 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”
🌋 Monday, Jan 12, 202657 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
🔥 Tuesday, Jan 13, 202639 commits
“January you was LOCKED IN. Absolute menace.”
🌋 Thursday, Jan 15, 2026114 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”