@visualstudioblyat - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.30/100
Slightly Suspish
- ›4,494 contributions. Please go outside. The trees miss you.
- ›Your contribution graph is so green it makes environmentalists cry tears of joy.
- ›You code so much that Stack Overflow sends you a birthday card.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🎉 January Energy
🌋 Volcanic
🏆 Streak Royalty
🤖 Are You A Bot?
4,494
Contributions
140d
Best Streak
74%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@visualstudioblyat's greatest hits (and misses)
💥 Monday, Dec 29, 202562 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”
🌋 Monday, Dec 29, 202562 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”
🌋 Monday, Jan 12, 202657 commits
“The CI pipeline called in sick that day.”
🌋 Thursday, Jan 15, 2026114 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Friday, Jan 16, 2026205 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”