@visualstudioblyat - RoastYourGithub

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@visualstudioblyat

The Burnout Architect

β€œYou built something beautiful. Then you disappeared.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.62/100

Wanted in 12 Repositories

  • β€ΊYou peaked, you crashed, you left. We understand completely.
  • β€ΊLong streak, long silence. The commit log is basically a memoir.
  • β€ΊGitHub: the world's most accurate burnout detector.
  • β€ΊThe real contributions were the friends we made along the way.

Unlocked

πŸŽ‰ January Energy
πŸŒ‹ Volcanic
πŸ”₯ On Fire
πŸ–οΈ The Great Silence
πŸ€– Are You A Bot?

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74d

Best Streak

48%

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Roast Reel

@visualstudioblyat's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸ’₯ Monday, Dec 29, 202562 commits

β€œSilence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”

πŸŒ‹ Monday, Dec 29, 202562 commits

β€œLegally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”

πŸŒ‹ Monday, Jan 12, 202657 commits

β€œThe CI pipeline called in sick that day.”

πŸ”₯ Tuesday, Jan 13, 202639 commits

β€œJanuary you was LOCKED IN. Absolute menace.”

πŸŒ‹ Thursday, Jan 15, 2026114 commits

β€œThe keyboard is filing a restraining order.”