@user - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›Your activity chart doubles as a meditation app — very peaceful, very empty.
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
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Contributions
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Best Streak
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Active Days
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Roast Reel
@user's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Thursday, Sep 11, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Tuesday, Nov 11, 20251 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”
🌵 Wednesday, Nov 12, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”