@torvalds - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.37/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›Doctors hate this one trick: just commit every day apparently.
- ›No spikes, no craters, just relentless forward motion. Terrifying.
- ›Your contribution graph is so steady it could replace a metronome.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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💪 No Days Off
💣 Friday Deployer
🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🤖 Are You A Bot?
3,765
Contributions
100d
Best Streak
98%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@torvalds's greatest hits (and misses)
⚡ Tuesday, Dec 2, 202533 commits
“This day said: 'requirements are a suggestion.'”
⚡ Wednesday, Dec 3, 202536 commits
“Someone discovered caffeine.”
⚡ Thursday, Dec 4, 202534 commits
“This is what 'I'll just fix one thing' looks like.”
💣 Friday, Dec 5, 202533 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”
🌋 Monday, Feb 9, 202647 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”