@sueco2003 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
- ›23 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
23
Contributions
3d
Best Streak
4%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@sueco2003's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Sep 14, 2025
“Even compilers need a vacation.”
💥 Monday, Sep 22, 20253 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Friday, Oct 3, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”
💥 Wednesday, Oct 15, 20251 commits
“The comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”
🌵 Saturday, Nov 1, 2025
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”