@sueco2003 - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Somewhere, a junior dev has more commits than you this year. Several juniors.
- ›Your repo is like a haunted house. Everyone can see it, nobody goes in.
- ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🏖️ The Great Silence
🛋️ Long-Timer
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Best Streak
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Roast Reel
@sueco2003's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Saturday, Nov 1, 2025
“Seven days of growth. Just not the commit kind.”
💥 Monday, May 25, 20262 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
🌵 Tuesday, May 26, 2026
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”