@Starovoitov - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.93/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Your contribution graph is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a private repo.
- ›The graph speaks. We just can't translate it yet.
- ›Undefined. Not null. Just undefined.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
⚡ Caffeinated
🏖️ The Great Silence
205
Contributions
5d
Best Streak
11%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@Starovoitov's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Jun 22, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”
💥 Tuesday, Sep 30, 20251 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
🌵 Wednesday, Oct 1, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”
💥 Thursday, Oct 9, 20252 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Friday, Oct 10, 2025
“A moment of silence.”