@Starovoitov - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.80/100
INTERPOL Has Questions
- ›The 42-commit day followed by two weeks of nothing is a certified power move.
- ›You're not a developer, you're a force of nature with a keyboard.
- ›Nothing for weeks. Then: maximum violence. We call this 'the chaos pattern.'
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🏖️ The Great Silence
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Roast Reel
@Starovoitov's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Wednesday, Aug 6, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Tuesday, Sep 30, 20251 commits
“After days of nothing: 'Fine. Fine, I'll do it.'”
🌵 Wednesday, Oct 1, 2025
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”
💥 Thursday, Oct 9, 20252 commits
“Plot twist: they were planning this the whole time.”
🌵 Friday, Oct 10, 2025
“A moment of silence.”