@Starovoitov - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.80/100
INTERPOL Has Questions
- ›Nothing for weeks. Then: maximum violence. We call this 'the chaos pattern.'
- ›Your contribution graph looks like a seismograph during an earthquake.
- ›42 commits in one day. A normal Saturday for you.
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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⚡ Caffeinated
🏖️ The Great Silence
393
Contributions
10d
Best Streak
23%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@Starovoitov's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Friday, Oct 10, 2025
“A moment of silence.”
💥 Wednesday, Oct 22, 20251 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Friday, Oct 24, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”
💥 Tuesday, Apr 14, 202611 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”
🚀 Tuesday, Apr 14, 202611 commits
“A journey of a thousand commits begins with a single push.”