@soap - RoastYourGithub

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@soap

The January Resolutioner

β€œNew year, new me, same empty graph by March.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.62/100

Wanted in 12 Repositories

  • β€ΊJanuary: 'This is MY year.' February: *cricket sounds*
  • β€ΊYou came in hot in January. GitHub still tells the tale.
  • β€ΊPlot twist: the 'new year, new me' wasn't about coding. We're choosing to believe this.
  • β€ΊSomewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.

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πŸŽ‰ January Energy
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@soap's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸ’£ Friday, Oct 31, 202519 commits

β€œFriday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”

πŸ”₯ Tuesday, Jan 13, 202621 commits

β€œJanuary you was LOCKED IN. Absolute menace.”

πŸ”₯ Saturday, Jan 17, 202625 commits

β€œThis is what hope looks like in commit form.”

πŸ”₯ Sunday, Jan 18, 202631 commits

β€œJanuary you was LOCKED IN. Absolute menace.”

πŸ’£ Friday, Jan 23, 202614 commits

β€œThe on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”