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@scrpt2r
The Friday Deployer
“Every on-call engineer's worst nightmare. Every weekend's origin story.”
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.98/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Deploying on Fridays. You're not reckless, you're just optimistic about weekends.
- ›You see Friday at 4pm and think: 'perfect time for a migration.'
- ›The weekend incident reports always start: 'On Friday, scrpt2r merged...'
- ›The real contributions were the friends we made along the way.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
💣 Friday Deployer
🏖️ The Great Silence
106
Contributions
5d
Best Streak
8%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@scrpt2r's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Tuesday, Oct 7, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”
💥 Sunday, Dec 28, 20251 commits
“The comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”
🌵 Tuesday, Jan 6, 2026
“A moment of silence.”
💥 Sunday, Feb 1, 20263 commits
“THEY'RE BACK. AND THEY'RE ANGRY.”
🌵 Monday, Feb 2, 2026
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”