@santifer - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.50/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›You clearly coded with your whole chest. Then your chest needed a break.
- ›A beautiful 31-day streak... followed by 134 days of silence. A classic origin story.
- ›The dramatic pause after your streak is doing NUMBERS narrative-wise.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🏖️ The Great Silence
📉 Burnout Badge
2,780
Contributions
31d
Best Streak
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Roast Reel
@santifer's greatest hits (and misses)
🔥 Monday, Jan 26, 202635 commits
“This is what hope looks like in commit form.”
🚀 Saturday, Apr 25, 202640 commits
“Day 1. Full of hope. Full of caffeine.”
🌋 Saturday, Apr 25, 202640 commits
“This is not a commit history, it's a hostage situation.”
🌋 Wednesday, Jun 10, 202650 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Friday, Jun 12, 202642 commits
“Woke up and chose violence.”