@santifer - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.40/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›You've committed more times this year than most people have blinked.
- ›Scientists are studying your commit history as a replacement for the Energizer Bunny.
- ›6,956 contributions. Please go outside. The trees miss you.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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💣 Friday Deployer
🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🏖️ The Great Silence
🤖 Are You A Bot?
6,956
Contributions
31d
Best Streak
64%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@santifer's greatest hits (and misses)
🌋 Monday, Jun 29, 2026100 commits
“Legally this could be considered a merge request of mass destruction.”
🌋 Thursday, Jul 2, 202685 commits
“This is what they mean by 'shipping fast.'”
🌋 Wednesday, Sep 16, 202688 commits
“The keyboard is filing a restraining order.”
🌋 Thursday, Sep 17, 2026195 commits
“A day so productive it made the graph look like a skyscraper.”
🌋 Friday, Sep 18, 2026256 commits
“Woke up and chose violence.”