@santifer - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.60/100
Wanted in 12 Repositories
- ›Nothing for weeks. Then: maximum violence. We call this 'the chaos pattern.'
- ›Your contribution graph looks like a seismograph during an earthquake.
- ›50 commits in one day. A normal Saturday for you.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🌋 Volcanic
🔥 On Fire
🏖️ The Great Silence
📉 Burnout Badge
1,471
Contributions
31d
Best Streak
35%
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@santifer's greatest hits (and misses)
🔥 Monday, Jan 26, 202635 commits
“This is what hope looks like in commit form.”
😤 Sunday, Feb 1, 202623 commits
“7pm Sunday: the most chaotic time to push to main.”
⚡ Wednesday, Mar 4, 202621 commits
“Someone discovered caffeine.”
⚡ Wednesday, Mar 11, 202627 commits
“The day 'it's just a quick change' became a lifestyle.”
⚡ Thursday, Mar 12, 202626 commits
“Mood: fix everything, touch nothing tomorrow.”