@santifer - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.72/100
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- ›GitHub: the world's most accurate burnout detector.
- ›You ran so hard you left a crater. The gap speaks louder than the streak.
- ›The burnout was so clean it almost looks intentional. Art.
- ›Your commit messages are a work of abstract art.
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⚡ Caffeinated
🔥 On Fire
🏖️ The Great Silence
📉 Burnout Badge
973
Contributions
31d
Best Streak
25%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@santifer's greatest hits (and misses)
🔥 Monday, Jan 26, 202635 commits
“This is what hope looks like in commit form.”
🔥 Thursday, Jan 29, 202617 commits
“The resolution was real. The consistency TBD.”
😤 Sunday, Feb 1, 202623 commits
“7pm Sunday: the most chaotic time to push to main.”
💣 Friday, Feb 6, 202619 commits
“Friday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”
💣 Friday, Feb 27, 202619 commits
“The on-call team opened Slack and sighed.”