@robj3d3 - RoastYourGithub
@robj3d3
The Friday Deployer
“Every on-call engineer's worst nightmare. Every weekend's origin story.”
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.55/100
Wanted in 12 Repositories
- ›Some push on Fridays because they're fearless. Others because they forgot the day.
- ›Your teammates have learned to check Slack on Friday afternoons. Because of you.
- ›Friday is just Tuesday with higher stakes and your code is there for it.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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💣 Friday Deployer
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@robj3d3's greatest hits (and misses)
⚡ Monday, Jul 14, 202516 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”
💣 Friday, Sep 26, 20258 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”
⚡ Tuesday, Oct 7, 202517 commits
“Multiple commits, one mission, zero chill.”
⚡ Saturday, Nov 15, 202517 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”
💣 Friday, Dec 12, 202513 commits
“Friday and git push: a love story with a complicated ending.”