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@robj3d3

The Friday Deployer

β€œEvery on-call engineer's worst nightmare. Every weekend's origin story.”

Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how β€œcriminal” your commit habits are β€” based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.48/100

Certified Commit Criminal

  • β€ΊYour teammates have learned to check Slack on Friday afternoons. Because of you.
  • β€ΊFriday is just Tuesday with higher stakes and your code is there for it.
  • β€ΊEvery Friday deploy is a love letter to whoever's on support this weekend.
  • β€ΊWe don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.

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Best Streak

61%

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@robj3d3's greatest hits (and misses)

πŸ’£ Friday, Apr 4, 20256 commits

β€œFriday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”

πŸš€ Wednesday, Apr 9, 20256 commits

β€œThe spark that started a questionable habit.”

πŸš€ Thursday, Apr 17, 20257 commits

β€œA journey of a thousand commits begins with a single push.”

πŸ’£ Friday, Apr 18, 202518 commits

β€œFriday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”

⚑ Tuesday, Apr 22, 202516 commits

β€œEvery bug in one session. Respect.”