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@robj3d3
The Friday Deployer
“Every on-call engineer's worst nightmare. Every weekend's origin story.”
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.48/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›You see Friday at 4pm and think: 'perfect time for a migration.'
- ›The weekend incident reports always start: 'On Friday, robj3d3 merged...'
- ›Some push on Fridays because they're fearless. Others because they forgot the day.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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💣 Friday Deployer
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Best Streak
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@robj3d3's greatest hits (and misses)
💣 Friday, Jun 20, 20256 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
⚡ Monday, Jul 14, 202516 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”
💣 Friday, Sep 26, 20258 commits
“Deploying on a Friday. Bold. Brave. Chaotic.”
⚡ Tuesday, Oct 7, 202517 commits
“Multiple commits, one mission, zero chill.”
⚡ Saturday, Nov 15, 202517 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”