@robj3d3 - RoastYourGithub
@robj3d3
The Friday Deployer
“Every on-call engineer's worst nightmare. Every weekend's origin story.”
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.48/100
Certified Commit Criminal
- ›Your teammates have learned to check Slack on Friday afternoons. Because of you.
- ›Friday is just Tuesday with higher stakes and your code is there for it.
- ›Every Friday deploy is a love letter to whoever's on support this weekend.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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💣 Friday Deployer
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1,201
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Best Streak
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@robj3d3's greatest hits (and misses)
💣 Friday, Apr 4, 20256 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
🚀 Wednesday, Apr 9, 20256 commits
“The spark that started a questionable habit.”
🚀 Thursday, Apr 17, 20257 commits
“A journey of a thousand commits begins with a single push.”
💣 Friday, Apr 18, 202518 commits
“Friday 4pm commits hit different when you're not on-call.”
⚡ Tuesday, Apr 22, 202516 commits
“Every bug in one session. Respect.”