@rauchg - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›You have more followers than commits this year. That's a business model.
- ›The followers are here for the vibe, not the code. Totally valid.
- ›You've built an audience. The code is coming. Any day now.
- ›We don't judge. We simply observe. And publish the results.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
💣 Friday Deployer
🎉 January Energy
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
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Best Streak
6%
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Roast Reel
@rauchg's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, May 4, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Monday, Jul 28, 20253 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Wednesday, Jul 30, 2025
“A moment of silence.”
💥 Saturday, Oct 11, 20252 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Monday, Oct 20, 2025
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2025.'”