@rauchg - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›Influence: high. Commit rate: a choice. A deliberate, artistic choice.
- ›You're not lazy, you're building mystique. Very developer-core of you.
- ›The followers see potential. GitHub sees 67 commits. Both are right.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
💣 Friday Deployer
🎉 January Energy
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
67
Contributions
3d
Best Streak
5%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@rauchg's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Thursday, Mar 20, 2025
“GitHub status: offline. Human status: unknown.”
💥 Saturday, Oct 11, 20252 commits
“The gap made the push sweeter. Or at least denser.”
🌵 Monday, Oct 20, 2025
“Historically known as 'The Great Silence of 2025.'”
💥 Wednesday, Dec 10, 20251 commits
“Silence... then chaos. A classic narrative arc.”
🌵 Thursday, Dec 11, 2025
“The 'I'll catch up next week' era.”