@Product - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›We've seen more activity on a flip phone from 2003.
- ›Your activity chart doubles as a meditation app — very peaceful, very empty.
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›Your git history is technically a memoir. A very honest one.
Unlocked
🌱 Grass Toucher
🎉 January Energy
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
🛋️ Long-Timer
5
Contributions
1d
Best Streak
1%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@Product's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Sunday, Oct 26, 2025
“Skill issue? Life issue? Touch grass issue? We don't know.”
💥 Thursday, Jan 29, 20261 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
🌵 Friday, Jan 30, 2026
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”
💥 Sunday, Sep 27, 20261 commits
“The comeback arc nobody asked for but everyone needed.”
🌵 Thursday, Oct 1, 2026
“Even compilers need a vacation.”