@Product - RoastYourGithub
Commit Crime ScoreMeasures how “criminal” your commit habits are — based on frequency, consistency, and patterns. Higher = more chaos.100/100
Criminally Untouchable
- ›GitHub sent you a 'are you still there?' notification. Twice.
- ›1 contributions. The keyboard warranty expired before you used it.
- ›Your contribution graph is so empty it came with an air freshener.
- ›Somewhere a junior dev saw your graph and felt seen.
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🌱 Grass Toucher
🎉 January Energy
🏖️ The Great Silence
📝 README Architect
🛋️ Long-Timer
1
Contributions
1d
Best Streak
0%
Active Days
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Roast Reel
@Product's greatest hits (and misses)
🌵 Thursday, Sep 11, 2025
“The out-of-office reply GitHub never got.”
💥 Thursday, Jan 29, 20261 commits
“The prodigal developer returns.”
🌵 Friday, Jan 30, 2026
“The laptop was closed. The plants were watered.”